The Sad, The Fake, The Stalker By Fouzia Bhatti

Lat year I thought I must become a superhero when I am gonna grow up, I suddenly realised I am not gonna grow up anymore physically, in fact, I need to reduce few pounds. Now what? What am I gonna be, so instead of becoming a superhero I decided to study Anthropology. After mashing my brain like a half boil egg I somehow became an Anthropologist and chose to study women social media behavior. Yes, even though I was prepared for few surprises, it all came to me as a greater shock. Few of us were very open on social media, few were spending time by posting hands, feet, half face full of winged eyeliner pictures. Let's explore few of these social media queens. There are different genres, beliefs, behaviours and way to react policy when it comes to female nature. As my readers know me well already that I am an average, just like another female so I act exactly like them. For my own brain diary which I have developed to ease myself, I've lined up ourselves { females, ladies, sometimes girls} into three categories. Before I start, I must tell you please scratch and erase every quote, every cute little picture phrase you've read about us. I must tell you that it all starts with our sensitive nature. YES, YES, YES, we are sensitive. Every genre, every skin colour, every age, every continent we are sensitive. The Sad Queen! On social media, we come across many sad queens. They are Usually sad almost about everything. Most of their post are about "I am so alone, you've hurt me bad but I am really okay with this and still waiting and wanting you to come back because I've got a big heart and no brain." this Queen is living in her own paradise because she sleeps in sadness but not in negativity. She is always open to love, mostly smiling and pretending she just had a heartbreak but "I AM OKAY". Sad Queen is friendless, Non-social, think as a loner but longing for someone. The tip is, Love them, they are harmless. They will eventually overcome the heartbreak and the heartache too. The Fake. The Fake Queen, on the other hand, have a lot of selfies to share with us. Sometimes posting off-guard pictures. checking likes on a minute by minute basis. Fake Queen is always ready to party and we almost know where did she eat, when she slept last night, what is she thinking right now. The tip is for them "There's a difference between what you want to do and what you're actually doing" KNOW THE DIFFERENCE Please. We always know who is coming in their lives and who just left. We even know how their washrooms look like. They are mostly aimless, goalless and don't have any capacity for working hard. They will tell you they are very happy, so happy that for one moment you will start thinking to switch your life with them. Let's not judge them, they are helpless.I would suggest you like their status, pictures. One day hey will calm down. The Stalker. Uh-oh, here we go with the stalker babe! OH MY MY a quiet few are full on stalking. They are not only keeping an eye one Man but on a related female too. That's how they paired them by keeping a track of their travelling, checks in and routine posts. Stalker babe mostly believes on her intuition. she works in three stages: 1- likes assuming. 2- start believing in them. 3- create her own hell. Your Mother, your siblings may leave you alone for an hour but trust me the stalker won't. They even know what you had for lunch, whatever they know might not be true but they think it's the only truth because they made an assumption and started believing in it. The stalker babe needs no degree from M-I-6. She's fully trained, well equipped and has the time of the world to know you better instead of knowing herself. The tip is, You must test them, tease them by doing same things what they're afraid of you doing. Post something sad to check if they're happy all of sudden for no reason. Post the suspected man { which they are trying you to relate by force} near proximity, they will become reactive, sarcastic. Don't continue for long, just observe their reaction twice and go back to your life. P:S if anyone of us going on this track, feel free to go.

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